happiness

This is an older story that I never published because I never had a means of conveying a vital aspect of the story til I got my webcam just recently...

One time while I was in the shower, I farted and it sounded exactly like Ray Romano in distress. This is how it went:

...I couldn't stop laughing at myself. I wish I could start every morning off like that because that went on to be the best day I'd had in recent memory.