- I love technology, but have been known to keep it real from time to time by watching a movie from my VHS collection of 50+. My favorite movie of all time is Ghost World, but my favorite one from my VHS collection is Problem Child. John Ritter, as you may have heard, is sex on a stick. ...Or he used to be before he died.
- I have a budding interest in NASCAR ever since attending my first race last March at Atlanta Motor Speedway. My favorite driver is Juan Pablo Montoya (#42 Havoline Dodge) because he's the closest thing to a person of Asian descent in the Cup Series (which is to say that he's not white), so I feel like I can identify with him.
- I have a cleaner taint and doodie hole than you and everyone you know. I spend several minutes a day in the shower, scrubbing those areas with antibacterial body wash and a bath sponge that is separate from the one I use on the rest of my body.
- My favorite color is yellow. My second favorite color is brown, which, incidentally, is the same color as my taint sponge, which used to be bright white.
- The first alcoholic beverage I ever consumed was a glass of red wine on my 21st birthday. Last weekend, I downed eight shots of tequila (that I can remember) in about 30 minutes to make up for all the drinking that I didn't do in the first 20 years of my life.
- In 1998, I was the state internet-surfing gold medalist. Today, I am still a high-level internet user and can quickly find any type of porn that exists, no matter how niche.
Monday, February 4, 2008
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Some of the people who read this blog are new friends who don't know me that well, so here are a few Solomon fun facts...
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your internet surfing prowess is legend -- can you help me find some amputee fatty fisting porn? i have not been having much luck. fold fisting is acceptable, as is turkey leg with gravy lube fisting. kthxbye.
haha...kthxbye...that makes me feel all warm and tingly inside. I think some things need to be explained to me...
you forgot to mention your nagger PEZ collection.
What about your ability to spot a weave color at 20 feet in low light, or your record setting accomplishment of eating 8.5 donuts at one sitting?
Yes, I do have a nice collection of black Pez dispensers. Nitch, Translucent Darth, Diddy Kong, Construction Worker, Fireman, Brown Bride and of course Sam Bones.
...For the record, it was 10 donuts.
That must have been at some Krispy Kreme events that I was not present for. I remember you beat me by eating half a donut. Maybe I ate 8.5 and you ate 9?
I remember pushing sol to reach double digits. oooooh-oooooh, double digits!
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