I realized something watching NASCAR this past weekend. The cars never run well. They run "good." For such a science-geeky sport, where a piece of tape on the chassis can make the difference between a car that runs "good" and one that doesn't, these guys come off alarmingly dull.
Then later, I went to one of those nude webcam sites. If you've never tried one before, it's dirty and fucked up and awesome. It's basically e-prostitution. You can pay these girls a few dollars per minute and they'll do whatever you ask and stick anything in any orifice in front of their webcam. You're really only limited by the tautness of the orifice, the size of the object, and your imagination. But I ended up paying this girl like $30 to do a sudoku puzzle nude. I even had her hold the finished puzzle up to her webcam so that I could check her work, and it looked correct. Apparently this girl can blow your mind too. Get it?
Isn't it amazing? Things that, on the surface, seem like they ought to appeal to smart people, like NASCAR, are just another part of a grand-scale intellectual wasteland, that also includes college and corporate America, while the girl who makes a living by professionally blowing out her pussy can do more to stimulate your mind.
4 comments:
I shake my head in amazement/amusement at you sometimes.
you rule, sol.
i think any interest an intellectual may have in NASCAR is nulled by the sickening about of advertising that NASCAR is built upon. only dull people with dull senses are capable of not noticing and being repulsed by the pervasive advertising.
btw, did you have the e-prostitute shove the completed puzzle in her cho cha while you shouted, 'pop dat pussy!'?
i would have had her fill-in the sudoku while holding the pen in her cooch. use those vaginal muscles!
I believe the term is "kagels"
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