I really like that you guys are using my comments section as a chat room.
My trip to San Diego was great. My cousin's wedding was beautiful and I got to visit another major league ballpark. I also had a chance to catch up with Bryan during our long-awaited Lebowski-themed evening. We went to a liquor store to get the Kahlua we needed for our Caucasians (i.e. "White Russians" for those of you who haven't seen the movie) and I was wearing my blowjob face t-shirt, which the Mexican clerk noticed while we were checking out...
Mexican Clerk: (pointing at Solomon's shirt) That's you, isn't it?
Solomon: Yes, it is.
MC: It looks like you ate something sour.
S: Yeah, I guess it does, but that's not what was going on in this picture.
MC: Then what are you doing?
[a contemplative comes across Solomon's face as he tries to decide whether or not he is in the mood to explain his BJ face to a perfect stranger who doesn't speak English very well]
S: It's actually my blow job face.
MC: You do that?
S: No, I've never actually sucked a penis before, but if I did, this is what I think my face would look like. I guess this is sort of a conceptual art piece.
MC: Did he like it?
S: Uh...No, you don't understand, it's more of a theoretical idea.
MC: But did he like it?
S: Uh...I guess if you're talking about the theoretical guy that I fellated then...I don't know, I guess I hadn't really thought this through before.
MC: So, he like it, yeah?
S: Yeah.
5 comments:
Charlie stood me up. I waited at the big yellow slide all night in my prettiest dress. He broke my heart. I even brought homemade banana pudding.
i'm sorry m. We must have crossed paths without noticing each other. Although i am hard to miss with my 'why so serious' makeup. I rode the giant yellow slide three times while at the fair.
I wasn't pretty enough for you to notice? :(
It doesn't matter how cute you are.
My mexican flight attendant halfheartedly sang Happy Birthday to some lady this evening. Habpy Birt day....toyou.
it's more likely that you were not obese enough for me to notice. i become transfixed on people like this when in a Fair-like situation.
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