talent

My cousins are among the world's most awesome people, and this is part of the reason why...

Casey: but i told him that almost no one gets jobs that way anymore. not in law anyway
Solomon: hey, speaking of law school, do you want to see a video of a girl tying her vagina into a knot? http://www.sexyvirals.com/video/65/Pussy-Lips-Tied-in-a-Knot
Casey: i would like to know how she discovered she could do this trick
Solomon: free time. i wonder if i have any special talents like that
Casey: you could try to do something disgusting with your genitals...!
Solomon: i bet i could make decent money tying my foreskin into a knot
Casey: probably.
Solomon: or making balloon animals with my sack.
Casey: or trying to make your nuts switch places.
Solomon: that's easy
Casey: really! video time.
Solomon: hellooooo genital trick money. hello, youtube fame
Solomon: this girl can smoke a cigar with her vagina. http://www.sexyvirals.com/video/39/Smoking-Pussy
Casey: how funny if she got uterine cancer from smoking.
Solomon: or if she needed a vaginal ring and box just so she could talk out her vagina like a normal person
Casey: mmmyyyeeello. mmmmmmi ammmm a vaginaaaa.
Solomon: mmmii'm here to urrrge you not to smmmmoke.
Casey: mmmmyou don't need lungs to get mmmmmcancer.
Solomon: mmmmmeachh cigarette you smoke will bring mmmenopause on 9 minutes soooner

...I don't know much about medicine. Does it even work that way?