Dan: I don't ever feel pain when i scrub my atb
Solomon: then you're not scrubbing it hard enough
Before I left to spend a few days in Ohio, I noticed that I had about quarter of a gallon of milk left (or roughly 946 ml, for my metric-system-using friends). I knew it'd spoil by the time I got back and I didn't want it to go to waste, so I chugged it, knowing that I'm somewhat lactose intolerant and that I was getting ready to spend about 11 hours driving.
Needless to say, I had to stop four or five times along the way to take shit breaks.
I had to push really hard to try to get anything out, but I mostly just sat there farting. I pushed so hard, that I started to feel tension in my left hamstring and I started to laugh because it made me wonder if anybody's ever pulled a hammy from overworking their sphincter.
...and keep up with Dan's ride by reading his blog...
2 comments:
think of all the amazing blog mileage you can get out of the hemorrhoid you may eventually give yourself from these intense shitting sessions!
Any time I think about poop, I think about you, Sol.
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