Sunday, July 6, 2008

grievance

The following is a replication of an actual flier that I found posted in the elevator of my apartment building. Who knew old people could be so hateful?

MAKE A COMPLAINT ABOUT APARTMENT 1164

Were you also disturbed by the loud noise of skanky neighbors Saturday night?
(until 5:00 a.m. Sunday when the police were called)????
If so, feel free to submit a complaint to the Property Manager in the leasing center or by phone at 440-###-####! Although I could not tell if the most prominently heard annoying voice was male or female (it was weirdly unisex)
I do know that they live in apartment 1164!!!
These people are rude, disruptive, and have no respect for anybody else in this community (they literally began screaming after I heard another tenant yell for them to "shut up!" They have absolutely NO CLASS, and need to learn how to act like respectable people - at least for the sake of our elderly neighbors.
A police complaint was already made, but lets also work together to get them evicted and
send them back to the trailer park that they came from!
Also, for future reference, Mayfield Heights Police Department is great about responding to complaints - they come out immediately and SHUT THEM UP!!!!
Feel free to help keep our community quiet by calling the non-emergency police line at 440-###-#### to report noise complaints!

3 comments:

Tuesday said...

Do they expect that to work? Trying to get someone else to care about your problems is like trying to find Natalee Holloway.

Charles said...

that is an astounding sentiment, Tuesday. i pray to Oprah that what you have just said gets incorporated into the American adage repertoire.

clearly, Sol, you should respond by posting your own flier that says something about "tacky neighbors who air their private grievances in public elevators," and "hateful, hypocritical tenants, who think posting fliers about others having NO CLASS is somehow not classless itself!"

Garchem said...

this reminds me of when i was driving down my street in my condo assoc. and some old lady yelled at me to slow down. i actually was only going 5 over the 25 mph speed limit, but i believe it was my loud music that annoyed her. I had seen in her in the main office complaining and being senile about things before. Instead of complaining all the time, why don't old people just die? as a side note, i love the Natalee Holloway analogy! it's tops.