Solomon: i dropped a gray turd today. that was weird
Steph: gray?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Solomon: yeah. and i can't remember what i ate to make it gray
Steph: is that even possible?
Solomon: i'm thinking maybe it was just some shit (pun intended) that, for some reason, has been in there for a really long time and it got dusty
Steph: while your theory has merit.... i am going to have to say that it's NOT dust
Solomon: i don't know. i think i've been through the male anal version of menopause. it's as arid as a desert in there
Steph: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WTF?!???
Solomon: that was pretty clever. i should write that down
Steph: you definitely should
Solomon: why don't i just copy and paste it to my blog...
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