- rinse
- scrub with exfoliating body scrub and scrubber or loofah 2 minutes
- boil 12 minutes
- scrub with Ajax and Brillo pad (or steel wool) 3 minutes
- rinse
- apply 1/2 oz. bleach using sponge and let sit 20 minutes
- rinse
- vacuum
- air dry
- apply 1/2 oz. aloe vera
Friday, May 16, 2008
cleanliness
Today, I looked at my taint in the mirror and it doesn't look NEARLY as clean as I think it should. Apparently scrubbing it isn't enough, so I'm implementing a new cleansing regimen:
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2 comments:
how do you boil your taint?
the boiling is my favorite part. 12 minutes sounds just right -- like making a hard-boiled egg.
you should probably consider using anal bleaching cream on your taint. it might make things look more wholesome...
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