responsibility

I have an impeccable track record of making good choices when I'm drunk, and here's a perfect example of it...

I was driving home drunk in the middle of the night when I got a flat tire. Instead of trying to change it myself like an asshole, I called AAA and had them change it for me. Then, still drunk, I finished driving home.

...That's sound judgment.

I'm in the middle of watching M Butterfly and I have a raging boner. I wonder how this movie will end...