coworker: [serious face] Well what was she SUPPOSED to do?
Solomon: ...
coworker: ...
Solomon: Ha ha ha! Y...You serious?
coworker: Yeah.
Solomon: ...NOT call 911, that's for sure. I don't know, call the police station?
coworker: Man, 911 is just a direct line to the police... Shit, if McDonald's took my dolla, I'D call 911.
What I WANTED to say at this point was, "Who the fuck was your D.A.R.E. officer who told you that it's okay to call 911 when it's not an emergency?" But this guy looks like a more jacked version of Michael Vick, so I didn't say anything. They really aren't kidding when they talk about the disparity between the education that black people get and the education that the rest of us get.
Today I found out that the ant.com toolbar add on for Firefox, which I use to save youtube videos to my hard drive can also be used to save streaming porn and I started thinking about which girls I would be putting on my "Boner Jams '09" mix tape. I won't get into too much detail, but I will say this: I'm really into spicy Latinas right now.
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2 comments:
I called 911 the other day because a guy was driving in the middle of two lanes for half a mile. But I felt guilty about it because I knew it wasn't a real emergency, and because I was raised Catholic.
i thought everyone has heard of the woman who called 911 at McDonalds -- just like everyone has heard of Craplee Simpson's drunken antics at McDonalds...
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