I don't think I've told the five of you who read my blog about this yet, but my new thing is taking massive dumps that pile up and peek out above the water line and then making a wish on the tip as I flush it down. I call these "icebergs". This morning I dropped only my second iceberg since I first had the idea to do this a few months ago, and I wished for everyone's mom to have a wonderful Mothers Day.
The first time, I wished for a shetland pony.
3 comments:
a. if you tell what your wish is, it won't come true. way to be a jerk.
2. you did not. keep dreamin', son.
i would wish for Eight Belles to go to hell and not heaven.
this is my favorite blog of yours! do you eat a lot of fiber? i don't think i have it in me to ever produce an iceberg. i'd probably have to cheat and get a shallower toilet.
i'll tell denise you wished her a wonderful Mother's Day; she'll appreciate it.
also, i too wish you had a shetland pony as well.
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